Announcements

Sorry for interrupting classes but the invasion has started.

Our alien overlords are massing inside Earth’s orbit.

It is believed that they have technology far superior to our own.

We have little realistic chance of survival.

It is recommended that all people on Earth seek shelter.

We should prepare for many months in hiding.

In other announcements Mrs. McKenzie reminds all second year pupils

that the badminton club runs on Fridays at lunchtime.

Thank you and good morning.